It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso
coolest cat on the block
hes such a dork
i wanna sit on his dick
frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time
merry’s hair clip though
there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif
Playing with fireworks, again.
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
Its the alpha
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.
When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,
And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle